Thursday, April 27, 2006


Why? This is why:

This is lunch. Breakfast was the same.

I don't ask for much. Really. I'm satisfied with the money pit that is my house (well, not really satisfied but I accept it) I'm satisfied that I have a car that gets me from point A to point B without breaking down even though it's about as far from a status vehicle as you can get. I'm even satisfied that I have to buy my pants at Wal-Mart because their Rider Brand khakis in Tall is the only pair of pants on earth that I can find to fit me. (I'd like to order them by the skid full)
But I'd really like to be able to EAT what I want to eat. I don't think that's too much to ask in a life that is relatively short to begin with. Let's face it. You can't have everything. But good food just doesn't seem like that much to ask. Like, say if you can't dress really well every day, you should be able to eat ice cream every day to compensate and feel better about life. Am I wrong?
And if you can't drive the BMW convertible in light metalic ice blue, then you should be able to dig into the chips and dip when you get home. It's that simple. Life sucks and then you die.

Ok...knitting news.

None. I'm fat.


Yvonne said...

You are NOT fat!! Stressed, maybe!! But definitely not fat!! You look awesome. :)

And Slim Fast is going to make you feel deprived and you'll wind up in that cycle again...! Have some healthy salads and some protein and you'll do fine. :)

Cheryl said...

I agree with yvonne that you are not fat!!!
How can you stand the taste of that stuff?
I've been wanting to get a jumpstart because I AM fat...but would have to drink it holding my nose....